It's A Fine Life

Rules of Toddlerhood:

If I think it's mine, it's mine.

If it looks like mine, it's mine.

If I think it SHOULD be mine, it's mine.

If it's yours, it's mine.

If it is physically impossible for me to do, then I must do it by myself at all costs. Without your help or input, thank you very much. And DON'T SAY THAT!!!!

If I even glance sideways at it, it's mine.

It's mine.