Sublimating Earworms

Can you hear it? Right there at the periphary of your hearing? That 80's Yamaha keyboard? "Doot, doot, doot, doodoot, doodoot, doot, doo" and then a little wah bas with "dedunhdedundedunde". "Love, (doot doot doo) love will keep us together.
Think of me babe, whenever
some sweet talking girl comes along, singing a song
Don't mess around you've just got to be strong now,

Of course, I really ought to balance things out with 'Love Stinks', 'Lord, It's Hard To Be Humble" and "Paradise By The Dashboard Lights".

"Just stop (waahhhh)
cuz I really love you.
Stop, (waaahhhh) I'll be thinking of you.
Look in my heart and let love (unh)
keep us together."

And God thought Barry Manilow was cruel and unusual. Wait until I get "Achy Breaky Heart" stuck in your brains.

But if you send me enough chocolate in twenty-four hours, we'll do 'Love Shack', instead.

Tin Roof rusted!