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Wednesday, May 10, 2006

Tell Me Why

So, in Sweet Addies (but, apparently, not all Sweet Addies choruses, according to that cutie patootie Jim Arns), you have to 'pass your tape' to be able to sing a song in concert or competition. I started out like gangbusters and have passed my first two songs, but one or two measures in a few others are giving me some trouble. Passing a tape requires you singing into a personal cassette recorder (yes, they still make those) for the entirety of the unpassed song in your place on the risers while the chorus sings. Got that? One of the new songs is Reba's 'Why Haven't I Heard From You?' - a personal fav and one of my former cabaret songs - but I keep re-writing the words in my head. Unintentionally, at first, and then more like sneaking a cigarette until it becomes obvious I haven't learned it yet.

Well back in April of the year we got this brand new song
I thought 'Just like the others this one won't take long.'
By the middle of May I'd yet to learn the tune
I started picking up the words rehearsal day, right at noon.
Now I could have started sooner, could have learned at least 8 bars
Coulda listened to my learning tape while driving in my car.

So tell me why haven't I passed this tape.
Tell me why haven't I passed this tape?
Section Leader, I have no defensive case
Why haven't I passed this tape?

I'd keep going but I have to go learn my new song.

10 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Agent Warbler,
This tape will self-destruct in ten seconds.
MI4- Tom

5/11/2006 10:52 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If you play it backwards you might find out where Waldo is...

5/12/2006 12:27 AM  
Blogger The Warbler said...

As long as I'm not passing my tape the same way I passed my kidney stones.

5/12/2006 12:25 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If a person sings into the tape recorder,
but the machine does not record it..has the person really sung a song?

5/13/2006 12:41 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If a person has big hooters and sings songs, should she have a theme park named after her?

5/14/2006 8:04 PM  
Blogger The Warbler said...

If Hooters served the same hotwings with man candy for waiters, would they still be as good?

5/14/2006 9:47 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The men or the wings?????

5/15/2006 7:39 AM  
Blogger The Warbler said...

Depends on which you find tastier, I suppose.

5/15/2006 8:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

if water seeps into and fills my basement during the spring rainy season does that count as having a house with seaonal water views?

5/15/2006 12:34 PM  
Blogger The Warbler said...

Absolutely!

5/15/2006 12:49 PM  

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