The Sound of The Music Man of La Mancha

Once, I Had A Secret Love. He Called [Me] Sweetheart, but told me I could Call [Him] Al. It was The Greatest Love between A Man and A Woman but, in truth, it was Just My Imagination. How I used to Hang On his every word while thinking "You Don't Know Me. I'm Not Lisa, but You've Lost That Lovin' Feeling for her, anyway. After all, the purpose of a man is to love a woman and Here I Am." I thought about him Eight Days a Week until I couldn't Breathe.

But my Secret Love shall stay just that - a Secret of Love. And while Love Can Build a Bridge, it certainly can't gain me any Respect...

Nor can it Keep Us Together when I've Got a Crush On You, but you're Makin' Whoopee with Jesse's Girl.