What Did I Have That I Don't Have?

LOST: Highly developed sense of humor. Last seen on or around July 2, 2007. Slightly skewed, somewhat sarcastic, heavy around the puns. Answers to anything clever. Runs away if expected to come out when feels like being alone. Loves gatherings of people who also own highly developed senses of humor (usually kept out back by the woodshed), long walks on the beach and romantic, candlelit dinners. Probably felt underused and underappreciated. Could possibly be running away to join the circus.

IF FOUND, Please Call original owner. Does not work for anyone else.