Morning Mood
Cheerios, Cheerios everywhere
On the tray of the high chair
In the tray and in the seat
Piling in mounds by little feet
There's a least three inches of round toasty o's
on top, beside and inside his clothes.
They're over here, they're over there
Those damned things are everywhere.
Three in my coffee, floating around
scattered over my whole wheat toast, lightly browned.
There's one in my sock, and four in my hair
Good God there's even one in my underwear!
Why, oh why, did I hand him the box?
Cheerios on the socks of the fox on the Knox.
I thought it'd be cute
to let him dig for 'em.
Instead he's released the poor things from their prison.
I don't think I'd mind
all the mess after all
If I didn't just notice four or five in my bra!
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There once was woman in Bath
Where Cheerios inspired her wrath
A world of small O's
Crunched by her toes
And a little blond guy in her path....
Now that's just inspired!
Warbler, dear!
Wonderfully witty!
You usually make me thirsty, but now you're making me hungry!
Where did I put those cheerios?
Really, dear, compile these wonderful writings. Let the world know who you are!
We await your greatness!
Cheerio dear!
M
When faced with a cereal mess,
Including some down in her dress,
The Warbler did say,
"Oh God, what a day!
I'm gonna get on my blog and confess!"
When faced with a mess from her kid,
She said, "Hey, I won't flip my lid!
I've got O's in my clothes
And one up my nose,
At least I didn't serve squid!"
OK I couldn't think of an ending line. That was lame. Hey a LAMErick!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
I'll stop now.
Irish,
Please stop.
Martha,
You never know, dear, you never know.
Wah, nobody waxes eloquent about Rice Crispies anymore.
Float 'em in milk, they even pop on the floor!
I even tried 'em once with a can of cheap beer,
I got popped twice, I fear.
Oh, little beige blisters of air,
With a taste and a texture so rare.
Your *snap* is so great
For your *crackle* I'll wait
But your *pop* knocks me out of my chair!
I couldn't have said it better myself!
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